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gamtav88:

brooklyn-knight:

jalexintheimpala:

god bless gordan ramsey 

Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.

because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient. 

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

dragondances:

getting 0 notes on one of your posts that you personally thought was clever/funny

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nuditea:

strong contender for the worst sentence i’ve ever read

nuditea:

strong contender for the worst sentence i’ve ever read

holytate:

*waits for puberty to turn me hot until i’m 43*

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

nuggetraces:

HOMESTUCKS ARE REALLY SCARY BECAUSE WE ACTUALLY WANT A VIDEO GAME THAT DESTROYS THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT, COULD AND MOST LIKELY WILL BRUTALLY KILL US ALL, COME BACK TO LIFE A FEW TIMES, AND GO OFF TO MURDER EVIL CREATURES AND FALL IN LOVE WITH ANGRY GREY PEOPLE WITH HORNS


"Everybody is clever, just in their own ways" - Matt Groening

"Everybody is clever, just in their own ways" - Matt Groening

perspectave:

i would sit in my underwear with you at 2am

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