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12:58am September 27, 2014

mcr-hidden-track:

foshoitsnikki:

He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.

What do you mean drake and josh ended

12:23am September 27, 2014

samandriel:

tribblenauts:

crazyboutfayz:

his squint in the first gif is my favorite

he’s like “did u hide it”

This never gets old

12:23am September 27, 2014

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

byleistrs:

morrissarty:

stupid-lemon-eater:

#the set designer motto for this movie was when in doubt add more glitter

it’s funny because it’s true

This wasn’t even scripted this is just what happens whenever David Bowie enters a room anywhere

12:22am September 23, 2014
thekingofsarcasrn:

fandom-lair:

wedrinkmoriartea:

simonjadis:

callmeoutis:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

The amount of notes concerns me

i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time

the newspapers give this notorious killer a nickname
much to the dismay of the lead detective


BLOOD ORANGE OH MY GOD I’M CRYING

i cRY THIS IS AMAZING

HE DIDNT EVEN DELIVER THE PUNCHLINE AND ITS THE GREATEST PUN IVE EVER SEEN

thekingofsarcasrn:

fandom-lair:

wedrinkmoriartea:

simonjadis:

callmeoutis:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

The amount of notes concerns me

i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time

the newspapers give this notorious killer a nickname

much to the dismay of the lead detective

BLOOD ORANGE OH MY GOD I’M CRYING

i cRY THIS IS AMAZING

HE DIDNT EVEN DELIVER THE PUNCHLINE AND ITS THE GREATEST PUN IVE EVER SEEN

12:21am September 23, 2014

cunt3rparts:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

12:15am September 23, 2014

asvprock:

Kids Bop (Anaconda):  My Anna-Momma don’t want none unless I get my homework done! 

12:10am September 23, 2014

you are grounded

12:10am September 23, 2014

for till college

5:07pm September 20, 2014

hellagays:

exdog:

paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

5. no one will look at you funny when you buy eighteen boxes of candy even though you fully intend to sit in the dark and eat them alone.

6. discount candy

5:04pm September 20, 2014

faithfullyfall:

If you’re reading this, I hope this year’s Autumn brings you nothing but love, peace, and many..many many cozy sweaters, pumpkin flavored things, and someone cute to get cuddly with ❤️🍁🍃🍂

5:04pm September 20, 2014
1:13am September 20, 2014
ask-fem-sweden-birgitta:

whOSE READY TO GET SPOOPY

ask-fem-sweden-birgitta:

whOSE READY TO GET SPOOPY

1:07am September 20, 2014

step 1: stop being and asshole

1:07am September 20, 2014

failed step 1

12:43am September 20, 2014

shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.